Riddles

Why did Harry Potter?
-Because he didn't feel like rushing!

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What did Mrs. Potter hear while she was pregnant?
-The potter of tiny feet.

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What's the difference between a wizard and the letters S A M E K?
-One makes spells, the other spells makes!

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What do you call a Headmaster of Hogwarts who's always tripping over his cloak?
-Stumbledore!

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What do you call a Headmaster of Hogwarts who holds a Bring-and Buy sale?
-Jumbledore!

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What do you call a wizard in a microwave?
-Harry Hotter.

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What does a wizard cook his tea in?
-A Philosopher's Stove.

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Where does a junior wizard sleep?
-In a Harry COT ter.

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What is a wizard's favourite sort of mug?
-A Harry POTTERY.

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Who is the nastiest wizard at Hogwarts?
-Harry Rotter.